January 2012
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My boyfriend was grounded this whole break. But...
Me.
Because of his grades… LAST YEAR.
I can’t with these people. I can’t.
December 2011
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Those days where you feel like such a waste of...
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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People who say, "No homo."
duhkhangster:
You sound more homo for saying that.
“It’s not necessary. My nightmares are usually about losing you,” he says. “I’m...”
– Peeta Mellark (Catching Fire)
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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WatchTHIS.
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Installing the Sims 3 Pets! Squee!
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"Whose" is not the same as "who is." Please, for...
Unless you are a child, I expect you to know the differences between “whose,” “who’s,” “there,” “their,” etc.
It really is not that hard.
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
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